Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking-Glass question, answered at last!

Picture of a small pig perfect for kiss a pig events in Dallas, Fort Worth, fairs, festivals, and other events in the county.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes—and ships—and sealing-wax—
Of cabbages—and kings—
And why the sea is boiling hot—
And whether pigs have wings."
Not such a challenging question any more. The answer, according to Hamlet, is - sometimes! Now, whether those wings will work so that pigs will fly - that can only be answered when you invite Hamlet to your party.

Back to Hamlet.



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©January 2014 DFW Funny Business, providing gentle animals for petting zoos and pony rides.

DFW Funny Business has animal performers who add to the party. We have gentle animals so your event will have more laughs, more smiles, and more energy in Addison, Aledo, Allen, Alvarado, Alvord, Anna, Argyle, Arlington, Aubrey, Austin, and Azle with our crew on hand to help. Count on us to get the giggles for happy, smiling kid's faces in photos taken with pettable critters in Balch Springs, Bardwell, Bartonville, Bedford, Ben Franklin, Blue Ridge, Boyd, Bridgeport, Buckingham, or Burleson.

Imagine the young guests at your party, event, commemoration, celebration, gathering, supper, festival, or summer vacation outing in Caddo Mills, Campbell, Carrollton, Cedar Hill, Celeste, Celina, Chico, Cleburne, Cockrell Hill, The Colony, Colleyville, Combine, Commerce, Cooper, Coppell, Copper Canyon, Corinth, Corral City, Crandall, Crossroads, or Crowley laughing with Hamlet - maybe even daring one another to kiss him! Add a petting zoo for your birthday or famiy reunion along with an animal balloon maker or a face painter. That way they'll have even more to treasure along with the memory - and the photos will be one of a kind!

We provide experienced, skilled handlers at the Red Barn petting zoo and also at the pony rides. You'll have giggles and wide smiles in Collin County, Dallas County, Denton County, Parker County, Tarrant County, and all over the DFW region. Our live animals, such as calfs, sheep, goats, and piglets are another reason for happy kids in Decatur, Denton, DeSoto, Double Oak, Duncanville, Enloe, Ennis, Euless, Fairview, Farmers Branch, Farmersville, Ferris, Flower Mound, Forney, Forreston, Fort Worth, Ft Worth, or Frisco. Riding a pony is a fabulous memory for the participants!

Guests will enjoy waving to their parents as they ride a pony - and count on those parents or friends to snap photos, pictures, videos and film of the big day in Irving, Garland, Godley, Grand Prairie, Grandview, Grapevine, Greenville, Haltom City, Haslet, Hickory Creek, Highland Park, Highland Village, Hurst, Hurst/Euless/Bedford, HEB, or Hutchins. Photos are more memorable in Irving, Italy, Josephine, Joshua, Justin, Kaufman, Keene, Keller, Kennedale, Klondike, Krugerville, Krum, Lake Creek, Lake Dallas, Lakewood Village, Lancaster, Lavon, Lewisville, Little Elm, Lone Oak, and Lucas with Hamlet as a co-star. Folks will talk about the party they attended in Mabank, Mansfield, Maypearl, McKinney, Melissa, Mesquite, Midlothian, Milford, Millsap, and Murphy, Nevada, Newark, North Richland Hills, Oak Point, Palmer, Paradise, Pecan Gap, Pilot Point, Plano, Ponder, Poolville, Princeton - even Prosper, when they have a picture to post on facebook!

Our goal is to give your guests in Quinlan, Red Oak, Rhome, Richardson, Richland Hills, Rio Vista, Roanoke, Rockwall, Rosser, Rowlett, Royse City, Sachse, St Paul, Sanger, Scurry, Seagoville, Shady Shores, Southlake, Springtown, Sunnyvale, Terrell, University Park, Venus, Waxahachie, Weatherford, Westlake, Westminster, Weston, Whitt, Wilmer, Wolfe City, and Wylie more reasons to smile. Hamlet is just one of those reasons, and one of the ways that DFW Funny Business makes your happening even more happening. Contact us for options to make this event the most memorable one ever!